marieldraconis

Well that was that time we were in Rio and you lost your necklace. Remember how we searched all over the city for it, before discovering through a convoluted series of clues that it was an artifact of ancient power and had been stolen by the cabbage-worshipped cult known only as "UNK"? And then we had to go find that sword of massive slaying and track them down and destroy the mysterious UNK, and retrieve your necklace only to have it be stolen by a monkey in the jungle half an hour later. Those damn dirty primates...