Why not?

[marieldraconis]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[chalavienne.livejournal.com]

Well that was that time we were in Rio and you lost your necklace. Remember how we searched all over the city for it, before discovering through a convoluted series of clues that it was an artifact of ancient power and had been stolen by the cabbage-worshipped cult known only as "UNK"? And then we had to go find that sword of massive slaying and track them down and destroy the mysterious UNK, and retrieve your necklace only to have it be stolen by a monkey in the jungle half an hour later. Those damn dirty primates...

[marieldraconis]

Don't worry, though. I'm getting a new necklace from the Queen today.

[sarcasticmaster.livejournal.com]

Remember when we went to Quebec and conquered it?

That was fun.

Vive la révolution!

[marieldraconis]

Yes, but then you made me give it up. Why can't we own a country?

[sablemoonsilk.livejournal.com]

Remember that time the three of us were out walking Nero and he got loose? The werewolf brought him back to us.

[marieldraconis]

Yeah, that was scary. I never thought that werewolves were so big they could pick Nero up in their jaws like a puppy.

[emo-spongebob.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember that time we went all the way to London for a Harry Potter book premier? I still say there was something suspicious about those two witches in gold...